It seems today, that all you see, is Violence and AD, and tons of AP

But where are those good old fashioned shielding?

On which we used to rely?

Lucky there's a [De Kuiper's Thesis] guy

Lucky there's a man who

Positively can do

All the things that make us

Flame our Tank!

He's

A

[De Kuiper's Thesis] Guy!

Play this if:

You don't want to die

You wanna play release sigma again (Barriers for days.)

You have semi-competent DPS/Supports

Like big numbers (I once got 40K damage mitigated.)

Love being the centre of attention.

Don't play this if:

You like actually doing things that isn't staying on point while throwing shields to your team.

They have a Mei (Please don't play Sigma into Mei in general.)

You teammates have a terminal disease called 'Awful at Overwatch'

So the main aspect of this build is be a big guy and just stand on the objective. that's it. You're essentially the father of the group (Maybe... A Family Guy.) and babysit the children who do the work for you.

Q&A:

Have I actually gotten to a high rank with this build? - No lol I just wanted to be the centre of attention.

What happens if they pick Mei? - Settings - Leave game - Yes (Your fun is more important than your rank, you're gonna have negative fun playing against Mei.)

When do you use rock? - When the enemy tank decides to press their W key towards you, or if there's a Cass ult, Sig ult, Moira ult, or if you can ajax a Lucio.

What happens if (Insert situation I don't go over here)? - Improvise. Adapt. Overcome, this is a baseline of being the tank, you can alter it however you see fit

Why no [Beam Splitter] or [Containment Field] ? - Beam splitter doesn't provide the value for its price, and just use the shield for yourself. I'm sure your teammates won't flame you (they will), Containment field doesn't really provide much, you're probably getting max overhealth with the regular ability anyways, and leave you and your team more vulnerable than you think.

The build didn't work! - I'm a 50% winrate andy so I can't really comment on this LMAO

With this build, you can truly become a Family Guy.

(The code is ZNHFC, Just wanted to make you read all of funny things before the code.)